May 2013
nevvzealand:
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
1 tag
hunkyharry:
do you ever reblog from the source to cover up the fact you’re creeping on somebody’s blog
3 tags
wlliamlecter:
could you imagine spock prime’s reaction when he finds out khan is somehow white. ‘oh my god. what did i even do’
“Instead of saying “I don’t have time” try saying “it’s not a priority,” and see...”
– Unknown (via the-healing-nest)
my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns
Watching the season finale of any show
keepingitsarcastic:
babybirdblues:
twigwise:
asuka-sohryu:
next time you’re feeling like shit
remember the sloths
they don’t do anything ever
and they haven’t gone extinct
you can afford to take a nap
This
Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day
“Crying does not indicate that you are weak. Since birth, it has always been a...”
– Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre (via libranta)
ifyouhadwings:
teamniceboyfriends:
IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that
YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
koishy:
please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
Doctor Who: SCREAMING
Supernatural: CRYING
Sherlock: WAITING
Merlin: DEAD
Star Trek: CRYING AND PAWING AT GLASS
Primeval: Used to it.
Teen Wolf: *bounces with ever increasing excitement* 15 DAYS!!
abiroux:
flameddevil:
starrynights-:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released...
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
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society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
woman: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
woman:
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman:
society:
woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
woman:
society: what third option?
woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
hershpa:
you know what’s not fair
normally when people get debilitating stomach cramps and fevers, they stay home from work or school for a day or two
but then you get your period and you’re expected to pOWER THROUGH IT LIKE A WOMAN AND GET SHIT DONE ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE OFF EVERY MONTH EVEN AS THE FLESH IS TORN FROM YOUR UTERUS AND PURGED IN RIVERS OF BLOOD FROM YOUR...
2 tags
You know what’s really annoying? You’re in the middle of reading a truly graphic and excellently done sex scene, (after 4 chapters of build up, you’re FINALLY getting the pay off), and your Dad comes and sits down right next to you on the couch, leans over to bump his shoulder against yours and says:
“Whatcha doin?”
*switches tab*
If Yahoo actually takes a second to look at...
winterfaelyn:
savingpeopledoingmoosestuff:
immortal-complexity:
the-alchemist-ed:
think twice Yahoo—
think. twice.
For the love of God, signal boost this if possible.
they’re buying a bunch of porn and murderers
as well as night-blogging food addicts
Seeking Serenity, Because We're All Mad Here:... →
pixiethisisnotmybeautifulhouse:
superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:
averypotterseniorfeels:
bbc-booknerd12888:
I do not watch Sherlock just to see Benedict Cumberbatch
I am not going to see Star Trek Into Darkness for the same reason
I do not watch Doctor Who just to see David Tennant
I do not watch The Avengers movies just to see Tom Hiddleston
I do not watch the Iron Man movies just to...
I went to church with my family tonight and the...
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.
clumsyoctopus:
flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me
like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry”
i thought you could combine flowers
like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the...
derekunchained:
when a fic makes you start shipping a ship you never even thought about
accio-firewhiskey:
my life is one obsession after another
#i can actually categorize my life into phases of fandom
when you realize you’re nobody’s favorite anything and you just
andshort:
au where fandom doesn’t make me dislike something i previously enjoyed
misandrwitch:
Is This A Kink I Have Or Was This Fic just Really Well Written; an existential crisis in three acts
deck-talk:
Rumors Confirmed: Michael Phelps Is Coming Back! | SWIMMING WORLD
As first rumored by Casey Barrett of CapandGoggles.com, and confirmed as fact tonight by former Morning Swim Show host Peter Busch and current NBC-2 news anchor in Florida, the Baltimore Bullet has grown bored with the lack of structure of his current lifestyle and will shortly be back in the saddle in Colorado...
Reblog if you love to write.
Whether it be fanfiction, original stories, drabbles, songs, poems, books, or anything that has to do with creative words, then reblog. Let’s gather all the writers of Tumblr together.
lieutenantker:
Sometimes you have a favorite character and you just ship them with everyone because why the fuck not.
And then you have a favorite character and you can only ship them with ONE PERSON and any ship besides that ONE SHIP is just *HISS* GET OUT
