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Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:42:53 -0400

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:19:06 -0400

society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
woman: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
woman:
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman:
society:
woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
woman:
society: what third option?
woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

theresawerewolfinmybutt: princessdust: thingsaredifferenthere: ...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:18:41 -0400

theresawerewolfinmybutt:

princessdust:

thingsaredifferenthere:

Is this what it feels like to have a period?

yes

hershpa: you know what’s not fair normally when people get debilitating stomach cramps and fevers,...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:18:30 -0400

hershpa:

you know what’s not fair

normally when people get debilitating stomach cramps and fevers, they stay home from work or school for a day or two

but then you get your period and you’re expected to pOWER THROUGH IT LIKE A WOMAN AND GET SHIT DONE ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE OFF EVERY MONTH EVEN AS THE FLESH IS TORN FROM YOUR UTERUS AND PURGED IN RIVERS OF BLOOD FROM YOUR VAGINA

why is that

You know what’s really annoying? You’re in the middle of reading a truly graphic and...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:04:03 -0400

You know what’s really annoying? You’re in the middle of reading a truly graphic and excellently done sex scene, (after 4 chapters of build up, you’re FINALLY getting the pay off), and your Dad comes and sits down right next to you on the couch, leans over to bump his shoulder against yours and says:

“Whatcha doin?”

*switches tab*

If Yahoo actually takes a second to look at Tumblr, maybe they'll realize they're just buying a bunch of porn

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:01:51 -0400

winterfaelyn:

savingpeopledoingmoosestuff:

immortal-complexity:

the-alchemist-ed:

think twice Yahoo—

think. twice.

For the love of God, signal boost this if possible.

they’re buying a bunch of porn and murderers

as well as night-blogging food addicts

Seeking Serenity, Because We're All Mad Here: Contrary to Popular Belief...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:44:06 -0400

Seeking Serenity, Because We're All Mad Here: Contrary to Popular Belief...:

pixiethisisnotmybeautifulhouse:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

averypotterseniorfeels:

bbc-booknerd12888:

I do not watch Sherlock just to see Benedict Cumberbatch

I am not going to see Star Trek Into Darkness for the same reason

I do not watch Doctor Who just to see David Tennant

I do not watch The Avengers movies just to see Tom Hiddleston

I do not watch the Iron Man movies just to see RDJ

I do not watch anything just for hot guys

I can still appreciate that they are really hot

I can still watch them because of their acting and not their looks

I can still convince friends and family to see these films for the above reasons

I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:25:37 -0400

Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.

clumsyoctopus: flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me like,...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:27:29 -0400

clumsyoctopus:

flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me

like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry”

i thought you could combine flowers

like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and a large tomato”

idiotsonfb: nerd humor.

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:40:33 -0400

idiotsonfb:

nerd humor.

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:11:20 -0400

derekunchained: when a fic makes you start shipping a ship you never even thought about

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:54:55 -0400

derekunchained:

when a fic makes you start shipping a ship you never even thought about

stephmorgan: northernwolfyak: bluedevilisinthedetails: fangirl...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:38:22 -0400

stephmorgan:

northernwolfyak:

bluedevilisinthedetails:

fangirlmom:

LOL

LMAO.

Dammit brain!

This completely screwed me up….lol.

accio-firewhiskey: my life is one obsession after another #i can actually categorize my life into...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:22:16 -0400

accio-firewhiskey:

my life is one obsession after another

#i can actually categorize my life into phases of fandom

when you realize you’re nobody’s favorite anything and you just

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:05:45 -0400

when you realize you’re nobody’s favorite anything and you just

andshort: au where fandom doesn’t make me dislike something i previously enjoyed

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:49:24 -0400

andshort:

au where fandom doesn’t make me dislike something i previously enjoyed

inthestateofmind: jackiemakescomics: a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: ...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:32:54 -0400

inthestateofmind:

jackiemakescomics:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

whymoffatwhy:

If you did not sing this you are lying.

I’m legit crying right now.

i can’t breathe

This is why i love tumblr

misandrwitch: Is This A Kink I Have Or Was This Fic just Really Well Written; an existential crisis...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:16:45 -0400

misandrwitch:

Is This A Kink I Have Or Was This Fic just Really Well Written; an existential crisis in three acts

deck-talk: Rumors Confirmed: Michael Phelps Is Coming Back! | SWIMMING WORLD As first rumored by...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:43:35 -0400

deck-talk:

Rumors Confirmed: Michael Phelps Is Coming Back! | SWIMMING WORLD

As first rumored by Casey Barrett of CapandGoggles.com, and confirmed as fact tonight by former Morning Swim Show host Peter Busch and current NBC-2 news anchor in Florida, the Baltimore Bullet has grown bored with the lack of structure of his current lifestyle and will shortly be back in the saddle in Colorado Springs with mentor Bob Bowman.

Phelps, who spent the day swimming laps at the Interlachen Country Club as evidenced by a tweet by lifeguard Stephen Timmes, has grown to miss the structure that a competitive swimming lifestyle provides.

O M F G!!!!!!

THIS….

I CAN’T….

(passes out)

Reblog if you love to write.

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:43:55 -0400

Whether it be fanfiction, original stories, drabbles, songs, poems, books, or anything that has to do with creative words, then reblog. Let’s gather all the writers of Tumblr together.